What’s black and white and red all over?! The answer, my friends, is not “a sunburned zebra” or “a nun falling down the stairs”, but instead a Valentine’s Day themed shindig at the Horn Gallery, hosted by the Horn Gallery, the PEEPS O’ Kenyon, PEAS/ECO, and WKCO. Like all proper Valentine’s Day bashes, this party has a formal dress code. Preferably, you should wear any of the three colors in its title, although I don’t know where the black comes into Valentine’s Day (unless we’re talking massacre). Also, you can probably wear pink. And if you didn’t have a Valentine this past Thursday, a party at the Horn is absolutely the way to meet Mr. or Mrs. Right, so you’re in luck! If you end up just consoling yourself with a dance floor hookup though, you can still give them a card to remember you.

• What: PARTAYY
• Where: The Horn Gallery
• When: Tonight!! from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m.

P.S.: the Horn is an alcohol-free space and no one is fooled by you clutching your water bottle that suspiciously contains brownish liquid that you are now spilling down your fancy dress while lurching around–get a hold of yourself! Sheesh.