I have received an incalculable number of requests over the past few weeks, through e-mail and excited tablers in Peirce, urging me to buy tank tops for numerous causes: deep vein thrombosis, Beer and Sex, Relay for Life, Crozier. These are all worthy causes, but I have one question: why tank tops?
Someone make this for me. Now.
There seems to be a plethora of food-related activities taking place at Kenyon. Unfortunately, there does not seem to be a Peirce food fight planned.
ICE CREAM SOCIAL: YOU’RE INVITED Free Ice Cream!? Is this real life!? I have to RSVP? I can’t make any promises; I may still be asleep at 6:00 pm on Sunday.
Grillin’ And Chillin’ Is this about grilled cheese or grillz? This is a very important distinction. I want to bring back grillz, people. I would look so fly. Continue reading
