This post was co-authored by
Kate Lindsay and Emma Specter Emma Specter and Kate Lindsay both of us equally ’15.
We’re “back” on “campus” “legally” (i.e. technically abroad and just here visiting), but in the four days we’ve already spent here before going off to broaden our horizons and learn about our bodies and just grow both intellectually and sexually, we already hate everything you’re telling us about your summers. Here’s a list of some of the stuff we just don’t want to hear about, goddamit. You’re going to miss us when we’re gone. Cups.
1. Your Summer Relationship With That Guy/Girl Who Was Really Great, No, Just, Like, Really Great and Smart and Funny, And You Had So Much Fun But, Like, You Don’t Know, He/She’s 27 and Has To Go Back to Finish Grad School And You Just Don’t Know If You’re On The Same Page, If You Know What I Mean, But You’re So Glad To Have Had That Experience. Continue reading