How to Make Up with Your Parents After Forgetting to Call Them this Pi Day

Uh, oh. What’s that? You didn’t call your parents yesterday? Like, on March 14? Yikes, yikes, yikes. Sure Mom got over it when you didn’t call on her 50th, but not checking in with the fam on the most important mathematically inspired holiday of the year–that’s serious. After all, Pi Day is a sacred time of geometry, joy and, perhaps most importantly, togetherness. 

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Various Things That One Could Possibly Do With One Hundred Million Dollars, Just Hypothetically

I don’t know what possessed me to write this today, but for some reason the amount of $100,000,000 was just on my mind and I wanted to do some Quick MathTM to see how much that could do if it was directed towards a couple different sources. If anyone is just sitting on 100M, maybe you could get some ideas?

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10 o’clock list: Cute Lil Ways to Hide Your Unspeakable Wealth

          Everyone wants to be rich, but you don’t want people to KNOW that you’re rich. Other people just tune out your problems when you’ve got Daddy’s trust fund to soothe you to sleep on those long nights. Make sure you get the pity and compassion you deserve from the plebeians with these fun tips!

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You Won’t Believe What’ll Happen if you Enter The Thrill’s Merch Contest!

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Do you like designing T-Shirts? Laptop decals? Water bottles? Adirondack chairs??? Then The Kenyon Thrill’s Merch Designing Contest is definitely for you! We are sending out this cry for help as loudly as we can! MERCH, MERCH, MERCH!!! But there’s something in it for you, too! I pinky promise …

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