The Friday Ketchup

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Welcome back from break, kiddos. I hope you all got to spend some time tanning like I did. I sure do love peeling off the skin from every inch of my body, the intense satisfaction of it slowly detaching in my fingers. Like a molting snake I am born anew, tan and clean. All look in awe at my bronzed body, basking in my otherworldly glow. I have absorbed the Sun and taken its light. Darkness runs from me and the pale northern hordes are forced to shield their eyes from my brilliance. I am a golden god. Nothing can stop me. It’s the Friday Ketchup. Continue reading

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Sophomores Break Registration

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.

Sophomores have broken mybanner. What will happen to us? Will we have classes next semester? Can Helpline somehow save the day? Speculate in the comments.

UPDATE: The Registrar’s Office is in contact with the library and will send out an email shortly.

UPDATE: YOU CAN REGISTER. GO GO GO.