Weekend Drink: All in the Family Punch Bowl Spectacular

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It’s family weekend, so your parents are here, and boy did they miss making passive yet personally aggressive comments about everything in sight! Don’t get me wrong, you love your folks– but these three days seem like a century. Maybe it’s the leaves changing or the midterms you just stumbled through. Or maybe it’s the fact that they simply don’t belong in a college environment as they are older adults puttering around demanding the Deli makes espresso drinks even if it holds up the line for 24+ minutes. I digress.

This weekend, you need a stiff drink that the whole family can agree on– I give you, the All in the Family Punch Bowl Spectacular.

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Weekend Drink: The Compsmopolitan

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This is a seasonal drink to be enjoyed once in a lifetime – right after you finish comps. Here’s how you make it:

  • Gather all the seniors in your major together to share the cost.
  • In the biggest punch bowl you can find, mix together 1/2 cup of every alcohol you can find in the Market.
  • If it tastes terrible, dilute it with massive amounts of tonic water and cranberry juice.
  • Be safe and enjoy!