Overheard at Kenyon: Yes, I Ate a Chip

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Sometimes, you know that staying in is the right choice because you can avoid conversations like these. Here are some choice moments from the last couple weeks:

Caring Friend: “If you had sex with a tampon in, I would take it out for you.”

Senior Girl: “She found a man in the parking lot and stole his crabs.”

Junior Guy to his CA: “Where is your fucking master key? Continue reading

Do it today: Constitution Day

Happy Constitution Day America! AKA the day our darling founding fathers signed ye olde Constitution of the United States. Accordingly, we must celebrate with a public holiday! Just kidding, get back to class.

  • What: Constitution Day
  • When: Dawn til Dusk (but especially at 7:30 when guest speaker Justice Judith French is on campus)
  • Where: America (she’ll be in the Community Foundation Theater, located in the Gund Gallery)
  • Why? America, that’s why.