Fall Beauty Products That Are to Die For

It’s that time of year again! Everything is dying and you, on the other hand, want to feel sexy and alive. Autumn is an amazing time to catch up on the latest trends and be that little stinker fashionista you were destined to be. Lucky for you, I’ve found the hottest beauty products for #Autumn2020. Get ready to rake the leaves that are your old beauty routine and bring ALL the boys to the yard with my new favorite products.

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Try This One Easy Trick for Social Distancing: Being Fast As Fuck

Pictured: Sonic the Hedgehog, the only movie this year to outrun the coronavirus

Morning in Gambier comes with the crunch of shoes on gravel. Swarms of students from north and south campus converge upon the hundred-or-so square feet of class area. In a better time, we would have all walked side by side as friends, except for that one friend who has to walk behind.

Now we are all that friend, as social distancing mandates personal space. With the mass of people moving between classes, how can one possibly hope to properly follow CDC guidelines?

As my hero once told me, “Gotta go fast.”

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10 o’clock list: Peirce Features That Would Be Unthinkable To Have Today

Goodbye, tower of ice cream in kiddie pool

Peirce looks a little different this semester– it’s like Peircegiving every day! To take precaution against the coronavirus, the dining hall has had to switch from letting students dish out their own food to packaging it up into nice little boxes and sending us on our way. And who could blame them? We were gross! And to prove it, here are some things we used to do in Peirce that would be unimaginable to do now.

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Welcome Back to This Hellscape, Peers

Hello and welcome back! Seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd, lots of unfamiliar backgrounds. We’re happy to have you here.

We’re Reilly and Ellie, your Editors-in-Chief for this strange Zoom year. We’re both doing this job from our respective childhood homes, so we’re here to ask that you all, on and off campus, take this journey with us as we stumble through being in charge.

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