Warning: The following is semi-educational, and will absolutely destroy any scrap of your remaining self esteem. Enjoy!
Happy new year from your Early Bird, earthlings!
Isn’t this semester starting off swimmingly? You’ve loaded yourself with a vigorous course load and a boatload of extracurriculars, but so far you’re managing to stay on top of the world. Those ten page essays for class next week? Already done, and you understood every word in your Social Psychology of Inorganic Chemists textbook. You’re feeling pretty swell right now, and by swell I refer of course to your massively swelled head.