10 o’clock list: Lesser Known Taxis You Could Be Taking

There are alternatives

There are alternatives

We all know about Dad’s Taxi. It’s there. It exists. Big whoop. Honestly, after my recent experience, I’m not really very interested in inanimate objects claiming to be my dad. Here’s a list of lesser known options you could choose instead of Dad’s Taxi. Continue reading

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Kenyon Relevant Dad Jokes, Straight from a Dad

These jokes brought to you by the father of Thrill editor Malice Jackson, ’15.

Most normal dad clip art I could find

Most normal dad clip art I could find

As Allen Jackson puts it:

If you define Dad jokes as truly bad you can just look some up on the internet. If you define them as everyone-says-they’re-bad-but-really-they’re-funny you might get something like these:

Q: How many Kenyon alums does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to screw it in, three to talk about how much better the old one was.

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