Audition Notice: Peirce Dates!

heart-made-of-hearts.jpgHello Lover, 

Are you on a quest for that special someone to hold you at night? Have you been searching for the One? Do you like Piña Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? Well do I have news for you! For a limited time only, The Thrill is offering to set you up on a date.

An evening of extravagance awaits, darlings. You’ll eat the finest Peirce entrées, be treated to signature cocktails, and waited on by our editorial staff. 

All you have to say is yes, cutie pie.

If you’re interested in meeting new people in a romantic setting, contact us at, and we’ll set you up!

Yours, and only yours,

The Kenyon Thrill

Uninvited? Not for Long!

It doesn't have to be awkward, Mr. Penguin. via

It doesn’t have to be awkward, Mr. Penguin. via

If you haven’t caught on yet, the campus tour guide lied during your prospie days: while a lot of parties and events on campus are open to all, there are infinitely more places where you are 100%, completely, not welcome. Your friend’s friend is having a pregame? Not with you. That guy down the hall has 80 people in his room? He doesn’t want you to be one of them. Your roommate is watching Downton Abbey with someone from her Chem lab? Get your own popcorn, moochy.

Maybe this never happens to you, but for the rest of us, weekends require some work to prevent a lonely Netflix binge. Sometimes this can be done with dignity. Others, you have to invite yourself somewhere where you were not originally wanted. This takes a bit of finesse, but never fear! The Thrill is here to guide you. Continue reading