Welcome Back to This Hellscape, Peers

Hello and welcome back! Seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd, lots of unfamiliar backgrounds. We’re happy to have you here.

We’re Reilly and Ellie, your Editors-in-Chief for this strange Zoom year. We’re both doing this job from our respective childhood homes, so we’re here to ask that you all, on and off campus, take this journey with us as we stumble through being in charge.

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10 o’clock List: Reasons you should (please) hire me to be your intern

Look, I’m not stupid. I just feel like I am only getting dumber with every passing day. I don’t know if it’s the ultimately crushing feeling I get when a possible employer asks me why I didn’t study marketing, or if it’s my inability to just sit down and write a paper like I used to– but it’s something.

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I Hotboxed a Modular Unit So You Don’t Have To

 

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me, saturday morning

Here at the Thrill, we love breaking the rules. Perhaps you read our feature on the library after dark. At least, you know that the ethos of this publication is rebellion, whether we like to accept it or not. I have never broken a rule in the name of the Thrill, but I know that accounts of my poor choices will always be welcomed here.

Today, my guys, this all changes. I am here to tell you the story of me breaking into a fenced in modular unit and hotboxing the shit out of one of its study rooms.

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