I Hotboxed a Modular Unit So You Don’t Have To

 

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Here at the Thrill, we love breaking the rules. Perhaps you read our feature on the library after dark. At least, you know that the ethos of this publication is rebellion, whether we like to accept it or not. I have never broken a rule in the name of the Thrill, but I know that accounts of my poor choices will always be welcomed here.

Today, my guys, this all changes. I am here to tell you the story of me breaking into a fenced in modular unit and hotboxing the shit out of one of its study rooms.

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First Year Expectations: Sendoff

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You’ve been pounding water all day. You have a plan of how to get from your 11:10 class to the real action fast. You finished your work so you could start drinking early afternoon, at the latest. You’re probably going to not remember 7:30 on because you’re still a dumb freshman. That’s right: it’s Sendoff time. We asked our lowly little first years what they expected from Sendoff, and here they are for your viewing pleasure.

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It Happened to Him: The Last Housing Lottery Pick in All the Land

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The Housing Lottery has been the talk of the town for the last few weeks. An all-out bloodbath in the name of getting a south campus single, or an NCA with your friends, or even just a single in Mather, as long as you aren’t on the first floor. While I am a first year and had my rooming situation in place previously (thank you, sweet, sweet Zeta division housing), I am trying to feel empathic for those who have no options but to buddy up to a roommate-less friend of a friend in hopes of not getting the absolute worst possible option.

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Gourdzilla Arrived One Year Ago Today

Relive that joyous day here. For those poor first years who did not get to experience Gourdzilla, just know that she reigned as the Autumnal Queen of Kenyon for one brief, glorious month. She was also The Thrill’s first big news story, and an instrumental part of getting this blog on its feet. Gourdzilla, we salute you.

An archive of our Gourdzilla coverage.

Updated: Gund Commons is Closed Today for a Wedding Reception—Now with Wedding Photos!

So if, like me, you tend to cut through Gund to get from the Caples area to Peirce, find an alternate route. It looks like a pretty fancy reception—lots of decorative gourds.

The reception at Gund Commons.

The wedding party outside the church. The bride and groom are visible near the bell tower door.