One of the most stressful parts of going to college is having to pick a major that you’ll stick to for the rest of your academic career. Instead of basing your decision on useless long-term factors like future employment, why not focus on the obvious short-term perks that you can enjoy today? Let’s break the top majors down: Continue reading
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Dirtbag Lessons: Hiding Food From Your Roommates
Before I wrote for The Thrill, I used to be a total dirtbag. Although I have since turned a new leaf, there were valuable life lessons that I still remember from my darker years. In this edition, you’ll learn how to hide your food from your grubby roommates. Continue reading
Dirtbag Lessons: Late Essays
I acquired this classically mischievous lesson back in ‘Nam. In this lesson, you’ll learn how to score your own extensions for essays through some clever computer trickery. Note that this doesn’t work 100% of the time, and might be a bad idea considering how increasingly tech-savvy your professors are becoming.
Dirtbag Lessons: The Inside-Out Shirt Trick

I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
Before I wrote for The Thrill, I used to be a total dirtbag. Although I have since turned a new leaf, there were valuable life lessons that I still remember from my darker years. The most important one being: turning an inside-out shirt right-side-out in record time.
So if you’re looking to slash a few seconds off of your morning routine (and watch a certain somebody take a tumble off a chair), sneak a peek at this enlightening video tutorial! Continue reading