If Every Kenyon Dorm Was a Disney Ride, Here’s What They’d Be

Have you ever been taking a shower in your dorm’s mildewy gender neutral bathroom and thought man, this is just like Splash Mountain? Or maybe been eating your Amish dessert in Peirce and strongly believed that they could upcharge this for $12 at Magic Kingdom? So have we! Here’s what the Kenyon residence halls would be if they were a little bit more magical.

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Don’t Leave for Break Just Yet!

Now’s the perfect time to get a handle on that compulsive hoarding!

Before you go, remember to prep your room for being empty for a whole week by following these tips:

  • Empty your garbage and get rid of perishable food. Because nothing says “Welcome to the Holiday Season!” like a trash can full of ants.
  • This is a good time to clean your room a bit if you’ve let it fall into disrepair. Dust under that bed! Vacuum that rug!

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