10 o’clock list: Ways to Get Spooky This Halloween (and anytime after if you’re feeling crazy)

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Every time October 31st rolls around there’s a sense of spook in the air. You can feel it. There is an energy traveling through the campus among the fall foliage. Sometimes it’s hard to know how this manifests and what to do with all those spooky feelings. But, alas, do not fear. Read on and get spooky.  Continue reading

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Will You Still Love Me If…? A Guide to Kenyon Etiquette

This post was co-authored by Editor-in-Chief Emma Specter ’15 and Editor Emeritus Spencer Kaye ’14.

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This could happen to you.

Will you still love me if I show up to your theatre production piss-drunk?

Emma’s Take: As long as I can keep myself contained, and not throw up within the confines of the Bolton Theater, I really think that I get more out of the show. Plus, a lot of “drunk adjectives” translate well to “theater performance adjectives” — i.e. “Oh my God, your performance was so terrifying/vivid/almost too real, I could barely keep it together.” Continue reading

Drunk or Weird?

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Have you ever come home to your dorm room on a drizzly Wednesday night to find your roommate bundled up in blankets with rhinestones stuck to her cheek eating a pint of ice cream with a fork, letting the ice cream melt all over her face and hands while she stares blankly into her blank computer screen? In this oddly specific set of circumstances, what’s your verdict? Is your roommate drunk or just weird? Here are a few situations that could go either way. It’s up to you to decide. Continue reading

10 o’clock list: Five Places Not to be Found Drunk on Campus

It’s all very well to be drunk on Friday, Saturday, Wednesday and really any night at all here at Kenyon, but there are just some places you should not end up while inebriated. Here is a list of Gambier sites that it’s probably best to steer clear of:

  1. The Upside-Down Tree — While this is a lot of fun to climb when you are sober, it isn’t quite as easy to climb drunk as you think it might be. I’m going to “go out on a limb here” and say that it might not be the best decision you ever made while inebriated … but, of course, it also might not be the worst.
  2. The Middle of the Road — Wiggin St. is quite nice, and of course you have to cross it to get really anywhere in Gambier, but loitering with a beer in your hand is ill-advised behavior here. Campus Safety are very friendly folk, but a “What, this bottle? Naw dude, it’s totally … juice” will really not go over so well with the infamous Sheriff.
  3. Sunset Point — This is a great place to visit at, well, sunset, to admire the beauty of the sun, well, setting over the Ohio cornfields and rolling hills, especially  while sitting on the bench with your significant other (or really anyone). But keep in mind that Sunset Point is situated on a cliff. So it isn’t quite so conducive to drunken staggering as one might think.
  4. The BFEC trails — These are quite lovely and fun to visit at night — while sober and with some friends — and the stargazing is great. But if you’ve had a few too many, there’s a possibility that you might never find your way back: the cornfields, while not known for being haunted, are also not known for being easy to get out of. Also, not to use scare tactics here, but apparently there are some mass murderers hanging about around those trees…
  5. Guess what's hidden in the fog? ETERNAL DAMNNATION. (kenyon.edu)

    The Gates of Hell — Of course you have to cross these to get to Old Kenyon (if you’re a North Dweller), where you will find a never-ending supply of shitty beer, but keep in mind that if you decide to hang out here, you might be unwittingly caught as the clock tower strikes midnight and end up on a one-way ride straight to the burning pits of Hell. On the other hand, once you get there, you might be glad that you brought a drink with you.