Last weekend, our writer Tyler Raso put dozens of Thrill headlines into a bot, and then forced the bot, against its and our will, to generate content for us. Every day this week, one article on the site will be one of the prompts the bot generated. These are our stories.
Check out Princess’s Ear: a conch, rook, tragus, and hoop piercing combo with just a little bit of sparkle!
As college visit season comes to a peak, one of the most common questions asked by over-confident prospies is: “Why did you choose Kenyon?” It’s a hard question to answer, as the reasons why students choose Kenyon College are as varied as they are numerous. Some fall in love with our stunning campus, others long to join our diverse population, and I guess a few want a good education, or whatever. Me? I came for what Kenyon is known best for. We’ve been on lists! We’ve won awards! I enrolled to become the newest, and first, cosmetology major at Kenyon College and, boy, have I been cutting some hair.
The thing on his head is to make his ears stay upright as they grow.
How do pilgrims smile? They pill-grinn. Ha. If your life has also been reduced to puns, hold on to your sanity–your turkey dreams are just days away. Lucky for you, The Thrill is back in action and has located a fine specimen of a male that we think you’d like to use every morning. So sit back and rewax while we introduce our newest crush. Get ready–he’s easy on the eyes AND the ears.
Name: Justha Tip