I Will Never Be an Astronaut, But I Want Your Elementary School Journals

This young man will go to the moon one day, maybe.

I was probably more career-oriented in fourth grade than I am now.

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We Want Your Elementary-School Journals

I Googled "tweens hanging out" and came across this informative article.

I Googled “tweens hanging out” and came across this informative article.

And we’re not too proud to beg. Don’t you want the chance to receive instant Kenyon fame, following in the footsteps of Elementary-School Journal celebs like Elizabeth “EGG” Gambal ’14, Dylan “P.S. What Is My Car” Kaye ’15 or Tim “Futur Tim” Jurney ’15? Of course you do. Don’t be an idiot. Email your elementary-school gems (or early high school, as long as they’re sufficiently embarrassing) to thekenyonthrill@gmail.com, and experience the purest form of Kenyon celebrity.