DO IT TODAY: Political Science Comps

Politicon 2017 - Day 1

The Kenyon College Political Science Department and Satan have teamed up to provide us with the antiquated tradition, Comps: a two-day-long examination in which PSCI majors develop arthritic hands and the ability to graduate, but in the end, have nothing to show for all their hard work because it’s a test. Academia sure is sweet.

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Kenyon-Brand Perfumes and Colognes


Courtesy of Ryan Mizard/Instagram/Daily Mail

You know what stinks? The election. Bet you didn’t see that one coming.

You know what else stinks? Me, because I’ve been too depressed to shower. Bet you didn’t see that one coming–seriously, I bet you guys couldn’t even tell. All because I’ve been disguising my B.O. with the potent power of Kenyon Scent Perfumes and Colognes of the Kokoscent Kollection. Check out these bad boys to drown your sorrows–and your senses!

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Where Was It Said: In Peirce or In Bed?

“This looks cleaner than I remember it.”

Here’s a fun game. Have you ever noticed that things you commonly say in Peirce are easily interchangeable with the things you say while having awkward sex? You have now! Take a look at the list below, and see if you can figure out where it was said–in Peirce or in bed? And as side note to my parents: I’m sorry. I heard these things on TV or something.

“No, I’m definitely not putting that in my mouth.”

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