Kenyon Cards Against Humanity: Finals and Holiday Cheer Expansion


Guess who’s back! Just in time for the most wonderful time of the year! FINALS SEASON! I know I’m excited, and that of course, is why I am writing this article instead of say, crying over an English paper.

ANYWAY. You’re obviously not here because you’re interested in doing any schoolwork, so let’s get started on our fancy new FINALS and HOLIDAY CHEER expansion pack!

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Weekend Drink: Bells on Cocktails Ring

Shocked by your work? Let this hot cocoa steam you off. (Via

Shocked by your work? Let this hot cocoa steam you off. (Via

Finals week and the holidays. What more could go  wrong? For all of you warm drink lovers out there who want to be making spirits bright instead of studying (or who want to spice up your study routine) this drink’s for you.

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10 o’clock list: 5 Reality TV Gifs that Describe Your Current Mental State


So are we Teresa, so are we…

We’re more than halfway done with finals week, so you’re either looking like the Corpse Bride or Fruma-Sarah from Fiddler on the Roof.  Either way, you’re probably not looking too good.  Of course, that doesn’t even mention your mental state.  Fortunately, I can help you with that, thanks to my compilation of reality tv GIFs that articulate those feelings you are unable to.


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Fighting Off the Flu During Finals



We all have that friend who no one wants around, and if you don’t know who that friend is- it’s you (it’s me). You know how you try to get dinner at a different time than them, you ask Satan to spare you, and you make a new GroupMe because even though orientation was “so fun“, you are so over it? You convince yourself that you can avoid them; it’s just mind over matter, mind over matter, mind over–shit. They’re here.

The flu is here. [Ed. So is strep. Watch out, kids.]

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Finals PSA: Library Whiteboards

I’ll admit, as a math major facing a week stuffed with four exams right now, I’m already prone to a bit of stress.Which is why I’m going to get right down to the point…

If you are not going to use the whiteboard that is attached to your table, or mounted on the wall in your study room, please, for the love of all that is pure and good in this cruel world,


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Alternative Finals Study Spaces


It’s officially Saturday. Finals are upon us. Let the complete pandemonium and stress sink in. It is also the last Saturday of my last fall semester at Kenyon (my eyes aren’t watering… it’s just allergies). What does this mean? Well, it means that I definitely want to study to do well on my finals, get great grades, get into grad school, get an amazing job, and succeed at life. But it also means that I want to rage. I like to rage. You like to rage. We all like to rage. Let me teach you how to rage and study.*  Continue reading