The Monday Catchup


This summer choose a sunscreen that has an SPF of 30 or higher such as ketchup

I know what you’re smelling. It’s the stench of finals, but behind that there is a whiff of promise — of some sort of summer camp, camp fire, fire fly summer. It’s close friend, but you know what you have to do before you can start cracking open brewskis on the beach with your bros.

You have to rub your eyes, pop an advil (or two), wipe the crusty drool from the corner of your mouth, look at yourself in the mirror and bask in your genius. Walk down middle path double-fisting your desired diuretic(s) of choice (coffee is nice, but we will also accept tea, soda, or alcohol as alternatives or adjuncts). Before you abandon you all hope, cling to these remnants of the weekend.

“The Kokes made me feel very special”

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Kenyon Cards Against Humanity: Finals and Holiday Cheer Expansion


Guess who’s back! Just in time for the most wonderful time of the year! FINALS SEASON! I know I’m excited, and that of course, is why I am writing this article instead of say, crying over an English paper.

ANYWAY. You’re obviously not here because you’re interested in doing any schoolwork, so let’s get started on our fancy new FINALS and HOLIDAY CHEER expansion pack!

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10 o’clock list: 5 Reality TV Gifs that Describe Your Current Mental State


So are we Teresa, so are we…

We’re more than halfway done with finals week, so you’re either looking like the Corpse Bride or Fruma-Sarah from Fiddler on the Roof.  Either way, you’re probably not looking too good.  Of course, that doesn’t even mention your mental state.  Fortunately, I can help you with that, thanks to my compilation of reality tv GIFs that articulate those feelings you are unable to.


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Fighting Off the Flu During Finals



We all have that friend who no one wants around, and if you don’t know who that friend is- it’s you (it’s me). You know how you try to get dinner at a different time than them, you ask Satan to spare you, and you make a new GroupMe because even though orientation was “so fun“, you are so over it? You convince yourself that you can avoid them; it’s just mind over matter, mind over matter, mind over–shit. They’re here.

The flu is here. [Ed. So is strep. Watch out, kids.]

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Finals PSA: Library Whiteboards

I’ll admit, as a math major facing a week stuffed with four exams right now, I’m already prone to a bit of stress.Which is why I’m going to get right down to the point…

If you are not going to use the whiteboard that is attached to your table, or mounted on the wall in your study room, please, for the love of all that is pure and good in this cruel world,


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