10 o’clock list: Ways to Have Fun at the Airport Without Spending Money

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I love planes. Planes are cool.

Well, well, well. Spring break is over and it’s time to hang up the bikini and hit the books. Or don’t! I’m not your mom. Really, I’m not. Check the maternity tests. Watch Maury next week. My womb is drier than a David Sedaris anecdote. My uterus is full of sand. Please just leave me alone.

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