Planning on doing some shopping over break? Well, you might want to figure out your body shape before heading to the store and trying on the wrong thing for your body.
Tag Archives: found footage fest
Distract Yo’ Self: Frisbee
Distract Yo’ Self: A Guide to Getting Girls Through the Magic of Song
This music video is from a tape called “Attracting Today’s Woman” from the late ’80s/ early ’90s. The video is super confusing. It appears that a robust, bearded ladies’ man teaches a nerdy type how to get women. His main techniques focus on intense exercise and a lot of plastic surgery. But I think the end result is well worth the confusion.
Distract Yo’ Self: Eligible Bachelors
The geniuses from Found Footage pieced together their favorite clips from a 1987 dating service video. Just try to resist these studs.
Distract Yo’ Self: Rent-A-Friend
Feeling lonely? Well, meet Sam! He loves jazz, bulky sweaters and lamenting over a girl he went to high school with.