Distract Yo’ Self: A Guide to Getting Girls Through the Magic of Song

This music video is from a tape called “Attracting Today’s Woman” from the late ’80s/ early ’90s. The video is super confusing. It appears that a robust, bearded ladies’ man teaches a nerdy type how to get women. His main techniques focus on intense exercise and a lot of plastic surgery. But I think the end result is well worth the confusion.