I Let Robots Tell Me What to Eat for 3 Days

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Zo, you trickster, you!

 

Look, I’m not gonna beat around the bush. Here at the Thrill we like to do dumb shit in Peirce that would upset our health-conscious parents and is probably contributing to our inevitable descent into heart failure. It’s almost become a rite of passage to debase ourselves in the servery and this week, it’s finally my time to shine. But what could I do that would keep your attention? How do I cater to the ever-shifting eye of Kenyon’s student body?

My answer: I let an AI tell me what to eat. It made me physically ill. It made me sad.

This is my story.

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10 o’clock list: 5 Reality TV Gifs that Describe Your Current Mental State

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So are we Teresa, so are we…

We’re more than halfway done with finals week, so you’re either looking like the Corpse Bride or Fruma-Sarah from Fiddler on the Roof.  Either way, you’re probably not looking too good.  Of course, that doesn’t even mention your mental state.  Fortunately, I can help you with that, thanks to my compilation of reality tv GIFs that articulate those feelings you are unable to.

 

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10 o’clock list: GIFs for Your Major

Glad someone agrees with me.

If you’re anything like me, you love GIFs.  You love sending them in texts, posting them to a friend’s wall, or just finding them for your own entertainment.  But what you really need is a GIF for your major – something you can put in an email to your professor or in the middle of your paper.

1. Women’s and Gender Studies: As you read about the patriarchy and heteronormativity, all you can do is roll your eyes like Liz Lemon.

 

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The Monday Catchup: Finals Week Edition

Thousands have gathered in Ukraine's central square to protest the government's handling of a potential trade deal with the European Union.

Thousands have gathered in Ukraine’s central square to protest the government’s handling of a potential trade deal with the European Union.

Good morning! Here’s what you missed while preparing to destroy your finals:

The Lead Story: On Sunday, the European Union suspended trade talks with Ukraine as tens of thousands of Ukrainian demonstrators protested their government’s handling of the potential deal. EU enlargement chief Stefan Fuele said the Ukrainian government’s arguments on terms of the deal had “no grounds in reality.”

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Holiday GIF Guide 2013

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Here at The Thrill, we take pride in reminding you of your most awkward moments at Kenyon. Since we won’t be with you over the holidays, here’s a little present from us to you: The Holiday GIF Guide, in which we catalog all of your worst holiday moments…before they even happen.

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Kenyon Kraftz (Kinda): Express Your Finals-Week Angst via GIF

You are Bob Ross, and the Internet is your palette.

You are Bob Ross, and the Internet is your palette.

Today’s edition of Kenyon Kraftz goes out to all the stressed, creatively challenged Internet nerds out there (better-known around the Thrill offices as “our target demographic.”) This create-your-own-GIF website can help you express your inner finals-week turmoil; no, it’s not a particularly kreative Kenyon kraft, but  it’s quick, easy and should bring you much unproductive joy. Good luck ever writing a paper again.

Step 1. Go to MakeAGif.com.

Step 2. Do what they tell you to do (it takes like 20 seconds).

Step 3. Enjoy your personalized GIF.

For my GIF, I chose to upload 3 photos of myself miserably trying to complete a 10-page term paper. Check it out after the jump! Continue reading