I Infiltrated an A Cappella Group So You Don’t Have To

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That’s right gang. Despite having no vocal training, no singing experience, and only the vaguest idea of what a time signature is, I went undercover and pretended to be in an a cappella group for two (2) years so you don’t have to. And now the jig is up, and I’m here to share with you all the things I’ve learned in my secret time singing without instruments. The Group in Question: Take Five, Kenyon’s premiere jazz a cappella group, the sexiest group on campus and the only group stupid enough to take me.

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Meet Your 2016 Editing Staff

It’s a new year, and that means a new editing staff. It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Let’s meet them.

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Name: Yasmin Nesbat

Astrological Sign: Libra

Favorite Bread: Hot and crispy fresh sourdough roll

First Concert: John Mayer
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Name: Gracie Potter, a.k.a. Grackle, a.k.a. Grack
Astrological Sign: Gemini (or that one emoji of the two dancing girls in black leotards)
Favorite Bread: Regular
First Concert: The Dixie Chicks, and that is not a joke and if you treat it like a joke I will get very upset with you

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