Weekend Playlist: Valentine’s Day Hangover

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Readers, friends, lovers, do not worry. I, too, am VERY upset that Valentines Day 2017 has come to a close. Second only to Groundhog Day, Valentine’s Day serves as the source of most of my joy. Yes, I said it. Why?  Every year on February 14th, the apathetic layman is inundated with colors, scents, and feelings of love; heartfelt or not, one iota of this stuff is bound to diffuse into his consciousness. He feels the love. You feel the love. Suddenly he is texting, “I love how your hair puddles around your shoulders in inky rivulets” as opposed to, “U up? ;)” Now you’re looking at properties in the area, unsure about the 2-bedroom townhouse, because maybe you want space for two or three kids. You decide to get a dog together and try caring for something other than yourselves for once. Next thing you know you’ve purchased a trunk load of flat-pack furniture from IKEA, five Flärdfulls and two Riktig Öglas in total. What was I saying?

Anyway, V-day can be nauseating. Check out these tunes.

Cool Company- Call You Back

This jiggly hit will speak to those who really (seriously) only want to hook up. The lyrics speak for themselves.
“Don’t you think we would be perfect together?
No.”

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How to Be a Person: Hangovers

Actual real hangovers (via boozingo.com)

Last night was the best night of your life – you went the first all campus of the year and danced your booty off, maybe even talked to that cute person you’ve literally never seen before. But this morning? This morning is the different story. Your head is pounding and your room has never been brighter. What do you do now? Continue reading

Made in Peirce: The Perfect Hangover Sandwich

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Sunday brunch at Peirce is one of my favorite Kenyon experiences. That may sound twisted but it’s oddly satisfying to observe people in various “the morning after” states. Hangovers come in all shapes and sizes, and that phenomenon is never more clear then during Sunday brunch. Plus, the food is perfect. Greasy, fatty, full of all of those delicious carbs that are perfect for Sundays. Also, there are usually hash brown triangles. Few things make me smile more widely than a hash brown triangle. For this edition of Made in Peirce, we are tackling the perfect Sunday brunch hangover creation. Continue reading