Overheard at Kenyon, Vol. III

Kenyon students say the darndest things.  We at The Thrill are just lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time to hear them, write them down on tiny scraps of paper and then post them on the internet.

What follows is a sample of the shiniest pearls of wisdom our student body had to offer over the past few weeks.  Wise words, indeed.

Pensive Guy in Great Hall, Looking Around — “I keep thinking everyone’s on Heelys.”

Vocab-Confused Girl at Tables on 3rd-Floor Olin — “Alright, I can’t focus here. I’m gonna go to a carousel and work.”

More gems after the jump.

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