This coming weekend is a time to share your life at Kenyon with your loving parents. Take them on a tour of campus, walk them to the football field, show them that you spend just enough time in the library to be considered “studious.” Parents love that kind of thing. It makes them proud. You know what parents don’t like to see? Hickeys. You know what pretty much no one likes to see? Hickeys. So for all of our sakes (but mostly your own), please follow these quick and easy tips to cover yourself up before your mom sees.
Step 1: Use cover-up to hide your hickey. (For men: borrow a female friend’s cover-up to hide your hickey). Green concealer is recommended because it negates red skin tones. Next, apply foundation on and around the area. Now it’s like it never happened! (Ed. Remember you need concealer and powder!)
More tips after the jump!