How To Have A Quintessential Highlighter Party

Remember when you used to be this? Well now you can but on a friend! (via mamaslikeme.com)

Remember when you used to be this? Well now you can but on a friend! (via mamaslikeme.com)

If you’re looking forward to an AMAZING NIGHT filled with FUN, FRIENDS and COLORED MARKERS, tone it the fuck down. Highlighter isn’t going to be the college party of your dreams; it’s going to be a weird, smelly mess. Not to worry, though! Messes can be a-okay if you know how to handle them. We here at The Thrill have highlighted a few of tonight’s inevitabilities and have provided some cute little tips to help you keep your shit together.

Continue reading

Ask A First-Year Just Coming Back From Highlighter Party

Disclaimer — We blatantly stole this idea from The Onion. But then we made it Kenyon-relevant, so it’s fine.

Via knationu.com

Via knationu.com

Dear First Year Just Coming Back From Highlighter Party,I’ve become increasingly uncomfortable with the whole concept of cultural appropriation, specifically how I may be unknowingly stigmatizing and belittling an entire nation or era. I really want to know where the line is drawn. Obviously the whole Miley-twerking and Selena-Bindi things are complete no-nos, but what about when it’s not so black and white? Can I still wear shirts with specific prints? When does paying homage to a culture cross over into patronizing it?

From,
Confused

Dear Confused,

GuuuuuAHHHHHHH. Jesus Christ it’s hot in there! Wait, where’s Sophie? SOPHIE? SOOOOOPHHIIIIIEEEEE? You shut the fuck up. I’m so fuckngsei drunk you guys. Where are we? Continue reading