The Great Cam’Ron Shutdown Poll

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Well, Cam’ron is playing at Kenyon in approx. 15 minutes, against all odds. Yeah, Jay-Z’s former rival is performing in Kenyon’s own Horn Gallery, in what may well be Cam’ron’s first “rural music barn” performance, and we predict Kenyon fans will flood the place pretty quick. Even our roughly 1,700 enrollment might prove to be too much — insert your D.I.Y. Purple Haze joke here.

Weigh in, friends — How long can this beautiful miracle last until Campus Safety shows up?

  • Start time: 9:30-ish
  • End Time
  • A) 9:45
  • B) 10:01
  • C: 10:13
  • D) ALL NIGHT LONG

Leave your predictions in the comments, and get ready for Opera Steve.

UPDATE — As of 9:59 pm, there have been reported Killa Cam sightings, reported Safety shutdowns and everyone’s standing outside the  Horn, smoking and plotting.

UPDATE — 10:00 pm — Some guy just said “He’s here.”

UPDATE — 10:02 pm — He’s not here.

UPDATE — 10:12 pm — It’s cold out here.

UPDATE — 12:17 am — Cam’ron performed at roughly 10:35 pm. It was cool.

Do It Tonight: IN N’ OUT A Pop-Up Show

 

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Take a break from the seemingly endless slog of studying for finals to check out IN N’ OUT A Pop-Up Show, featuring the work of Willie Udell, Edek Sher, Sam Ebert, and Ellie Tomlinson. Besides the great art, there will also be free food, which is always a plus.

What: In N’ Out A Pop-Up Show

When: 5:00-8:00 pm

Where: Horn Gallery, lower level

Do It Tonight: Red Thread Concert

Hey it's Rhodes! He supports the Red Thread Movement.

Hey it’s Rhodes (that dude from French Club)! He supports the Red Thread Movement.

Get ready, because this looks like it’s going to be a pretty solid show and for a great cause. The Red Thread Movement supports former victims of sex trafficking in Nepal by selling the red thread bracelets that they make.  The proceeds go not only to supporting fair trade wages for the women but also the border units that rescue them and provide a safe houses. Bracelets for admittance can be purchased at the door so you can see an awesome concert and support a great cause. Even better: if you already purchased a bracelet earlier this semester your admission is free! Oh and did I mention there will be French Club, Willows, Townships, Mary Allen and Jay Leung … that’s a good lineup.

What: Red Thread Concert put on by Not For Sale, Peer Counselors and The Horn Gallery

When: April 12th (Today) at 9PM

Where: The Horn Gallery

Do It Tonight: Poor Remy @ The Horn

You know how when seniors graduate, it feels a little bit like they’re dead? WELL DON’T WORRY BECAUSE KENYON IS NOW FUH-LOODED WITH ZOMBIES.

Not real ones. I mean the seniors that you feel like died. Like they came back to life. Only instead of wanting brains, they want to jam. Harrrd. Keep up.

Come watch Poor Remy, a trio of some of Kenyon’s fav alumni, make you feel like the wide eyed, bushy tailed (first-year? sophomore? junior? bunny?) you were last year!

  • What: Poor Remy
  • When: April 5th, TODAY, Doors at 9:30
  • Where: Horn Gallery