Hello my fellow birthday-havers! I hope you had a good Thanksgiving break and ate lots of turkey! Gobble gobble, am I right? But now we’re into the final stretch of the semester and and what’s that, you need something to watch/read/consume once finals are over? Well go ahead and bookmark this, baby, because oh do I have some content for you.
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Tag Archives: horoscopes
Your Kenyon Astrological Twin: A Real Horoscope Done By A Real Person

Virgo: Sean Decatur
Kenyon Horoscopes: Getting You Through Finals

via my brain
Thanksgiving break is over and we as a student body are back and pretty much worse than ever! The good news: I’m here to show you the Light and the Way with your horoscope. Here’s some sage advice to follow as you navigate the post-Thanksgiving break pre-winter break swampland that is our campus. Woooohooooo!
Aries- Try going on fewer existential walks around campus at 3am. Listen to the Titanic soundtrack and cry instead. Take care of yourself!
Best place for a breakdown: the cheese section of the market.
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Kenyon Zodiac: Peirce Foods

we’re back and debatably better than ever
Hello my baby bois. How was your summer? Did you work full time at a Baskin Robbins, too? That’s crazy! But hey, do you rely on your horoscope to dictate personality traits and/or relationships in your life? Have you ever eaten at Peirce? If you answered yes to one of these questions, then listen up! Here are the star signs as Peirce food.
Aries- Vegetarian Miso Infused Noodles. An overly confident (and salted!) dish that loves to feel a little adventurous. Stay hydrated though, Aires. Love yourself.
The Thrill’s 2015 Horoscopes
New Year, new semester, new you. Or something like that. But what do the stars say about the coming months and your luck (or lack thereof) at Kenyon? Let me look into my crystal ball and ask the spiritual forces at play here. Or text them. That’d be easier. I have unlimited texting.
Capricorn (December 22-January 20): You know that class you’re on the line about Pass/Failing? Get your ass to the Registrar’s Office or this semester is gonna be a lot tougher than it needs to be.
Famous Kenyon Capricorn: E.L. Doctorow (January 6, 1931)
Keep reading for all the zodiac signs!