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Kenyon Professor Ranked by How Likely I am to Accidentally Call them “Dad”

January 22, 2019 By Nate Winer in bde, Culture, Departments, Internal Affairs, Personal, Uncategorized Tags: god this is a weird one, I feel like at least one of them will find this somehiw, I stand by everything I said here tbh, Nate Winer, please no one show them just be COOL, professors Leave a comment
are u my dad

yes this originally said “Daddy” but shut up about it

Look, we’ve all seen it happen before, right? A student’s answering or asking a question, has a quick slip of the tongue, and accidentally calls a teacher Mom or Dad. It’s embarrassing, sure, but it happens. And yeah, okay, that usually happens when you’re maybe eleven years old or something, but do you really think it couldn’t also happen to you when you’re older? I think it could; in fact I live in constant fear of it. Could you imagine?

 

Well, I have imagined, so you don’t have to. Here’s a list of professors I’ve had at this school ranked by how likely I think it is that I might accidentally refer to them as Dad, and look like a real baby boy in the process. I am so terrified of any of them reading this somehow.

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