Alumnus or Steve Buscemi? You Decide!

…And he’s in Sunset Cottage too.

After having one class every Tuesday and Thursday of this semester in the Sunset Cottage Seminar Room, I came to a somewhat disturbing realization one day as I surveyed the photos on the wall. Forget French poetry man, Steve Buscemi was literally right behind me in a 10×12. Upon closer examination, I found a caption claiming that the man in the photo was actually an alumnus. Psh. Unlikely. What’s more likely is that Sunset Cottage not only houses a framed picture of Steve Buscemi, but also the remaining members of the Illuminati. This could be some National Treasure level shit, bro–but that’s just me. You decide below.  Continue reading

10 o’clock list: Speculation Behind the Nuge Poster


“Take me home”, she says.

Rather than the typical black Northface and wallet, somebody lost an 8×10 portrait of the Nuge last weekend. It was late Sunday afternoon when Dyer Pierce ’14 emailed the student body to inquire if anybody had lost a picture of Former President S. Georgia Nugent near the New Apts parking lot. In the usual sea of pleas for lost jackets, phones, keys, wallets, hats, and friends, Pierce’s email stood out. HAHAHA what. Why would you have a portrait of the Nuge? Well, nobody seems to know–and so far, nobody has claimed the portrait. In an attempt at investigative journalism, we present some speculation about the scene of the crime and its victim:

  1. It’s like Stonehenge. Nobody knows how it got there. Nobody knows what it means. Aliens? Definitely Aliens. Continue reading