10 o’clock list: Things Clogging Your Shower Drain

Don't let it happen to you.

Don’t let it happen to you.

We’ve all been there, after a long night of apple juice and mac ‘n’ cheese wedges from the Cove, the first thing you need is a nice relaxing shower.  Over the course of five minutes to an hour, you slowly rouse yourself and stumble your bleary way into the bathroom.  What’s this though?  You appear to have stepped into an inch of stagnant liquid which context clues tell you might have once been water.  What could be behind this horrible travesty?  The Thrill hypothesized on this repellent riddle.

  1. Everyone’s black North Face/ Patagonia Jacket lost in Old Kenyon. Seriously, that place is like that Bermuda Triangle of white suburbia’s clothing.  What with their moisture wicking technology and thick thermal linings, these jackets are perfect for clogging up even the toughest drains. Continue reading

First Years Only: Become a Thrill Intern!

Yo, First Years! Do you like reading The Thrill? Were you heartbroken when we forbade you from applying to our first call for writers? Are you eager to understand the inner workings of Kenyon internet culture? Well, then apply to intern for The Thrill!

While we’re eager to have you as part of our beloved Thrill staff, we think you need to marinate a little longer in the Kenyon bubble before you can accurately capture its full flavor. Interning will put you on the fast track to full staff-writerhood.

Here’s the application. (Click on the purple.) The application will stay live until next Monday at noon.