Do It Today: Apply to The Thrill

The Thrill wants you!

The Thrill wants you!

The Thrill is currently taking applications and we want you! If you are witty, eloquent, talented, and are often described as a mind-blowing orator, then fill out an application quick! Dull and incompetent writers need not apply. If you think The Thrill is too one-sided, here’s your chance to change it. Working for The Thrill basically guarantees a life of complete and utter luxury. We can promise you limo rides to classes, expensive Italian suits, and unlimited access to the feral cats of Gambier. There’s no reason not to apply. Just fill out this form. The application deadline is February 8th at 5:00 pm.

What: Applying to write for The Thrill

Where: Anywhere you can fit a computer and your wits

When: Applications are due by Friday, February 8th at 5:00 pm