The Truth About Your Favorite Holiday Movies

 

I enjoy most holiday movies, they are festive, overly dramatic, they make me nostalgic, and can generally be a pretty good time. However, another thing I enjoy, is taking my childhood memories and literature/movies from my childhood and re-interpreting them with the knowledge I have as an adult. Would I say I take a sick satisfaction in explaining logical fallacies, plot holes, and economic impossibilities to my friends, ruining their childhood memories? Read on if you want to hear my economic analysis of two classic Christmas movies.

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Holiday GIF Guide 2013

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Here at The Thrill, we take pride in reminding you of your most awkward moments at Kenyon. Since we won’t be with you over the holidays, here’s a little present from us to you: The Holiday GIF Guide, in which we catalog all of your worst holiday moments…before they even happen.

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10 o’clock list: Holiday Favorites Set at Kenyon

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It’s the most wonderful time of year, and I know that you’re rushing to your Netflix account to check out all of your favorite holiday* movies and to relive the pleasant memories of your youth. Yet, don’t you ever wonder why none of them were set here, in scenic Gambier, Ohio? Not that Liberal Arts isn’t a well-loved holiday favorite, but it seems so strange that our beautiful campus has had no jolly, seasonal feature films located amongst our studious selves. Well, I may not be able to afford a film crew, but here are a few holiday classics reconfigured to fit the Kenyon culture.

  1. It’s a Wonderful Life: After a run on the Registrar’s Office during Add/Drop, Phaedra Fawcett wishes she were never born. But thanks to Allison Janney, Angel 2nd Class, she’s able to see that Kenyon wouldn’t be the same without her, and comes back for second semester to find that the entire campus has come together to raise money to help reconfigure mybanner. Continue reading

First Semester, Filtered

As the semester draws to a close, you’re the last one in your dorm, the only shower caddy left on the shelf. The final finals have finished, you haven’t done laundry in a week, and you need to pack, but find yourself immobilized. What you predicted last Saturday as an upcoming Hell proved to be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Your phone stopped working a week ago. At home, the tree is up, and the lights are lit (and you have yet to buy one person one present). Instead, you look back at the chaos of your first semester of college. Via instagram, of course.

Driving eleven hours with your parents, your stuff, and your hopes and fears.

Driving eleven hours with your parents, your stuff, and your hopes and fears.

First sighting of the Amish, still exotic.

First sighting of the Amish, still exotic.

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