Cursed Things I Saw Over Break

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During my stay at Kenyon over fall break, I saw… things. Terrifying things. Unimaginable things. Barely describable horrors, plaguing the campus, crawling to the surface once most of the College’s affluent students were tucked away safely in their New York City beds. Dare you peek into this Pandora’s Box of Kenyon horrors? You have been warned… what you see might SHOCK you… join me, as I reveal some of the cursed events I witnessed over break.

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Shared Experiences Every Kenyon Student Had Before Kenyon

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Kenyon is a small place and a strange place. It takes a certain type of person to willingly give up four years of their life, their youth, their energy, their innocent, happy glow, to the rough-n-tumble fields of rural central Ohio. Partly because of how insular our community is, we all form a collective hive-mind/groupthink where everyone graduates somehow looking like this: Continue reading

Kenyon Mad Libs: A Short Biography of Phil Chase

Kenyon Mad Libs: A Short Biography of Phil Chase

Heyo! It’s staff baby Tyler “Mayonnaise on the Side” Raso ’19 here, bringing you a Kenyon College Mad Lib!

What is a Mad Lib?

A) “A phrasal template word game where one player prompts others for a list of words to substitute for blanks in a story” (Wikipedia) (((that’s an MLA citation)))

B) My Sad Childhood

C) Not the sequel to Mad Max which catalogs the dystopic adventures of Max’s long-estranged twin sister, Lib

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The Kenyon Thrill Presents: Kenyon Kandids

The Kenyon Thrill Presents: Kenyon Kandids

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Have you ever wanted to have #kandid pics of you and your pals featured on a Kenyon-themed news blog? Well, you’re in luck because The Thrill has just started a new segment called Kenyon Kandids! Each week, we’ll kollect a bunch of kandids, post them on our website, and share them with the kommunity! But here’s the katch: your photo will be accompanied by a group of generic, fake photos we pulled from various Kenyon Bookstore products. It’s up to the rest of the kampus to guess which photo is the real #KenyonKandid! Let’s see if YOU’RE up to the challenge!

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