10 o’clock list: Making the Most of Your Thanksgiving Break

thanksgiving-breakAh, Thanksgiving. The great American tradition that began in 1637, as pilgrims celebrated the murder of 700 Natives, and has now evolved into a Pinterest-recipe, burnt orange colored, festive twine-based, pumpkin fetishized, gorge-fest. But, for first year college students across the country, Thanksgiving mostly means the first time visiting home in three months. Being away from home for the first time makes you realize how much you took for granted. There are obvious things, like home cooked meals, good wifi, or hugs from your parents, but I urge you to dig deeper. This Thanksgiving, make the most of the teeny tiny things you once took for granted.

  • Use a really sharp knife: Yes, there are knives in Peirce, but they aren’t sharp. Cutting an apple is a challenge, and chopping protein for a salad is a chore. When you get home, grab a sharp knife, be it paring, butcher, or otherwise, watch that baby glide through a piece of produce, and then let the chills run down your spine.

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10 o’clock list: 5 Things You Can Justify Because of “Finals”

Night cheese is always okay, regardless of finals. (via blog.mainstreethost.com)

Night cheese is always okay, regardless of finals. (via blog.mainstreethost.com)

Hey friends! This is Malice, back from the great beyond (aka South America). I realize that I don’t technically go to Kenyon this semester, but I have been feeling your finals pain all the way from Buenos Aires (I just had midterms, I do work here too I promise). If you haven’t stopped reading at this point because you were all like, “Who is This Chick and Why Do I Care,” then you are in LUCK because I’m actually here to validate you and all the weird shit you’ve been doing as you wrap up the end of your semester. More affirmation after the jump!

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Spotted at Walmart: “Glam Laundry” Barbie?!?!?!?!

-5I was at the Mount Vernon Walmart the other day, browsing the toy aisle (you know, like adults do), when something strange and mystical caught my eye. Sandwiched between “Princess Mariposa” and “Unlicensed Hunger Games Knockoff Doll #4” was this baffling Barbie — as you can see, she’s doing “Glam Laundry!”, complete with a kitten, a plethora of tiny outfits and a washing machine with a bow on it. Is this what doing laundry is supposed to look like at the collegiate level? Continue reading

What Is This Building?

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After a short walk around the Kenyon campus, anybody could tell that there are all kinds of different and mysterious buildings around here. Especially as a First Year, there are some buildings that are a complete mystery to me. And don’t lie to yourselves, upperclassmen. You could still find yourself standing in front of an unmarked building, befuddled and trying to recall what exactly this strange edifice could be for. Continue reading

10 o clock list: Worst Things to Find in Your Laundry

This should be a sacred space.

This should be a sacred space.

We’ve all been there because we all do our laundry (hopefully). And I know there are often complaints about the sanitary conditions/smell/price of Kenyon laundry rooms, but sometimes you find a nice surprise in your laundry basket that totally overshadows all of these other complaints. Laundry sucks. But count yourself lucky if none of these things end up in your basket:

  1. Your sexy lace underwear in shreds. Those dryers can get seriously violent, and if you were not aware that you should never ever put lace in a dryer, the pitiful demise of your lingerie can be the consequence. Continue reading