Hello Everyone! I’m sure that by now, you have all seen my email that I sent out to the entire school with no approval from anybody. Yes, my new club is finally taking off! It’s Kenyon Fight Club time!
So, most of us drink coffee. The sweet, sweet bitter drink that makes you work like something has grabbed hold of your mind and shoved it into a bucket of water and electrocuted it. Or maybe that’s just me. Anyway, being on this good Episcopalian campus, we must walk down Middle Path at least a billion times a day, and on this walk we must pass Wiggin Street Coffee.
At the glorious age of 15 (yes, 15, admittedly too old for this to happen), my favorite activities included binge-watching The Walking Dead, and searching my asthma symptoms on Web M.D. and diagnosing myself with immaculate conception. I never shook the latter hobby, as on average I send a picture of my tonsils to my mother twice a week to make sure I’m not dying. It was fall 2014. The Houston air was transitioning from humid to slightly less humid, and I had traded in my Sperry’s for a darker look of a Miley Cyrus lob, and a Sharpie tattoo of a triangle that captured the essence of my new high school identity.
The Thrill will be taking applications until this Friday, and we want you. If you think The Thrill is too one-sided, here’s your chance to change it. We can promise a lavish lifestyle of luxury cars, European jaunts and unfettered access to literally hundreds of GIFs. Basically, there’s no reason not to apply: just fill out this form. The application deadline is Friday, February 8th at 5:00 pm.
What: Applying to write for The Thrill.
Where: Anywhere you can fit a computer.
When: Applications are due by Friday, February 8th at 5:00 pm.
Think the Thrill‘s too one-sided? Here’s your chance — come write for us.
The Thrill is currently looking for new, witty and talented writers. Dull, incompetent writers need not apply.
We can promise a lavish lifestyle of luxury cars, European jaunts and unfettered access to literally hundreds of GIFs. You’ve got all of winter break to work on your application, so there’s basically no reason not to apply. All you have to do is fill out this form!