Well, Cam’ron is playing at Kenyon in approx. 15 minutes, against all odds. Yeah, Jay-Z’s former rival is performing in Kenyon’s own Horn Gallery, in what may well be Cam’ron’s first “rural music barn” performance, and we predict Kenyon fans will flood the place pretty quick. Even our roughly 1,700 enrollment might prove to be too much — insert your D.I.Y. Purple Haze joke here.
Weigh in, friends — How long can this beautiful miracle last until Campus Safety shows up?
- Start time: 9:30-ish
- End Time
- A) 9:45
- B) 10:01
- C: 10:13
- D) ALL NIGHT LONG
Leave your predictions in the comments, and get ready for Opera Steve.
UPDATE — As of 9:59 pm, there have been reported Killa Cam sightings, reported Safety shutdowns and everyone’s standing outside the Horn, smoking and plotting.
UPDATE — 10:00 pm — Some guy just said “He’s here.”
UPDATE — 10:02 pm — He’s not here.
UPDATE — 10:12 pm — It’s cold out here.
UPDATE — 12:17 am — Cam’ron performed at roughly 10:35 pm. It was cool.