Last night, seniors and professors alike trudged through the wind and cold to make merry. A marker of 100 days left until graduation, Fandango was in full swing for two whole hours. Students got sloppy. Professors got dancing. I ate two plates full of mac n’ cheese wedges because this is what peak femininity LOOKS LIKE. Are you a curious underclassman looking for an inside scoop? Were you a senior that was there but, alas, can’t seem to remember the night? Well, folks, you’re in luck, the seniors of the Kenyon Thrill staff are here to fill you in on the good, the bad, and the sticky!
Pictured above is the beautiful golden fried wedge of mac n’ cheese that we all know and love. However, after an 11 PM phone call to the Cove last night, Friday, November 13, I discovered that mac n’ cheese wedges are now–Mac n’ cheese BITES.
We’ve all told our friends, bosses and parents one specific little white lies: That we’ll “be there in a minute,” when in reality we are a good five to ten minutes away. It’s understandable.We hate to disappoint our employers and loved ones. But, as I found out recently, whether or not you tell the truth can be the difference between a good or bad night for your friendly neighborhood Cove delivery guy.
Is this a Gambier Grilled/Cove sponsored event? Just this particular driver? Does it count individual orders? Can I pre-order my Mac n Cheese wedges now?