Opinion: Songs That Reference “Murder, She Wrote” Shouldn’t Need Trigger Warnings

Is it a mystery, or have we already solved it?

It’s like they never even watched it.

Trigger warning: discussion of violence against women. This is an opinion piece, all views expressed within it are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of The Thrill.

Murder, She Wrote is one of my favorite shows. I love it. Mystery shows are my jam in general, but Murder, She Wrote just delivers on such a consistent basis. At least, it has so far. I’m almost to season five. It’s campy and predictable, but every episode feels satisfying, even when, or actually, especially when the solution is just goofy, like that time the killer was a trained dog pressing a button in the security room, causing a gate to run over the heiress as she was trying to get back into the mansion. Classic.
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Mystery Bites Remains… a Mystery

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

As you may be aware, rumors of a new student-run service were circulating in early August. Namely, an organization called “Mystery Bites,” whose purported modus operandi is food delivery anywhere on campus… in disguise. Combine that with extreme secrecy and an enigmatic social media presence and I’d say we have a mystery, all right.

And this mystery … BITES.

Okay not really, but I investigated and it’s definitely weird. Continue reading