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10 o’clock list: Underappreciated Daddies

September 27, 2015 By in Departments Tags: , , , , 4 Comments

 

let’s do this. image via NYT.

It’s 2015, alright? Get with the times. The nuclear family is over, post-modernism blew it up. Forget about the 9 to 5 grind and bringing home the bacon, millennials are too busy drinking all of our wine and making out in bars to think about settling down and starting a family. America is gay now. Everything is different. Nowadays, anyone can be a Daddy. Here are some of those crazy iconoclasts blasting onto to the Daddy Scene, saying, “Hey, World. We’ve been here the whole time.”

  1. Crawdaddy: Call ’em crayfish. Call ’em crawfish. They don’t give a hoot. These Daddies are too busy rooting around in the mud to ask for your opinion. You don’t think crustaceans can be Daddies? Think again. Crawdaddies. Continue reading →

Battle of the Brews: Beers on Campus

September 23, 2015 By in Commentary, Culture Tags: , , , , , , 4 Comments
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The young ladies getting ready for the pageant!

As some of you may know, our very own Kenyon College was recently named one of the most underrated party schools in the nation. You might scroll through that article and wonder, “What? My tiny sanctuary on-top-a hill has been misconstrued to be a grimy dunghole where drunken miscreants go on with their shenanigans?!” The answer to that question is, yes! And we here at The Thrill have taken on the responsibility of taste-testing the four beers you’re most likely to stumble upon in said grimy dungholes all about campus. Given that this weekend holds not one, not two, but three all-campus fiestas, it only makes sense that you study up now.

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10 o’clock list: 5 Reasons this Natty Daddy is the Worst Dad in America

November 20, 2014 By in Departments, Personal Tags: , , , , 7 Comments

Dads. Fathers. What makes a dad? Who can be a father? Is a dad a person or something more? A role to fill? In order to be a father figure, what figure must a father take? What is a dad’s shape?

Don’t ask this Natty Daddy, because it wouldn’t know an EFFING THING ABOUT ANY OF THAT.

I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

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