Hi. No, don’t speak. Just listen. I’m tired. Tired of walking around pretending like I don’t have things that I want. I do. I do have things I want. I’m tired pretending like I don’t have $36 left on my K-card even though we’re only 3 weeks into the school year or that I don’t have wants. I have them. Please listen to me. Oh god, I must scream them. Scream them at you. Right here, right now.