You heard it here first, kids – this Saturday is Valentine’s Day! Though I’m sure most of you are hard at work making handmade cards and devotional poems for your significant others, I’m equally sure that some of you completely forgot what the hell was happening this weekend. Fear not, ill-prepared youths! If you need a lil somethin’ somethin’ to slip underneath your lover’s door come Saturday, I’ve got you covered. I contacted several Kenyon alumni* who graciously provided me with a few Valentines of their own creation.* Enjoy their handiwork! Use it to your own advantage! Cackle in Hallmark’s face! By using these images, you’ll surely establish yourself as an incredibly thoughtful lover.