Actually, You Can’t Take that Chair, You Ignorant Swine


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Hey. Hey you. Did I say you could drag away that chair?

Oh. I’m eating Coco Roos by myself and reading the Times so you just assumed that nobody was using that chair? So you just dragged it away, like that? How presumptuous. I thought I came to a small liberal arts college to avoid ass-hats like you. Continue reading

Ye Olde Guide to Olde Side


Much like the rest of our glorious hilltop College, our dining hall is steeped in tradition. Part of that tradition, for better or worse, is the unspoken assignment of tables to certain groups. To help the Old-Side-Averse when Thomas Hall is closed, the Thrill has compiled a little guide for who (traditionally) sits where. We aren’t doing this to say “don’t sit there”, but rather just to give you a heads up so you aren’t surprised when twenty fraternity guys try to cram into the table you’re sitting at even though the next one over is empty. Check out the full guide after the jump!  Continue reading