10 o’clock list: Things You Wouldn’t See on the Village Record

Don’t end up like George, Sr. or GOB…

If you’re anything like me then one of you’re favorite things to do is read the Village Record and read about all the entertaining things that happened over the weekend.  It’s like an official Yik-Yak.  However, sometimes it’s a bit boring  – underage drinking, and noise disturbances – the same old things over and over again.  Imagine if it were even more exciting in this list of things you wouldn’t see on the Village Record.

1. Conspiracy Surprisingly enough, there isn’t a lot of this running around campus.  Or perhaps the conspirators on campus are too discrete to be caught?  I mean, according to Kenyon sources, Spiro Agnew may have been framed

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