Uninvited? Not for Long!

It doesn't have to be awkward, Mr. Penguin. via quickmeme.com

It doesn’t have to be awkward, Mr. Penguin. via quickmeme.com

If you haven’t caught on yet, the campus tour guide lied during your prospie days: while a lot of parties and events on campus are open to all, there are infinitely more places where you are 100%, completely, not welcome. Your friend’s friend is having a pregame? Not with you. That guy down the hall has 80 people in his room? He doesn’t want you to be one of them. Your roommate is watching Downton Abbey with someone from her Chem lab? Get your own popcorn, moochy.

Maybe this never happens to you, but for the rest of us, weekends require some work to prevent a lonely Netflix binge. Sometimes this can be done with dignity. Others, you have to invite yourself somewhere where you were not originally wanted. This takes a bit of finesse, but never fear! The Thrill is here to guide you. Continue reading

Hey so about Send-Off

Hey so about Send-Off, it totally happened. Regardless of whatever you heard, it happened. Seriously it might even be happening right now, I’m pretty sure it is. Peirce is still open, and it never tasted so good. Get out in the sun, you doiners, because nap time is closing in and this experience is only three (maybe four) times in a life time.

“Expectations” for Going Out on a Wednesday

It’s Wednesday Night.

“Expectations.” I chose to place quotations around the word because as a “Senior Washed-Up Girl,” or SWUG, I have none. In between bites of our J-Top sandwiches, Sophia Khan ’13 and I tried to remain optimistic about our potential Wednesday plans. It was only 10:55 PM. The night was young. Now, it is approximately 1 AM and I’m writing this Thrill article, researching sources for Survey of Art Part II bibliography, and Snapchatting photos of myself with a hair mustache. CrAcland Living at its finest.

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