Kenyon and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Bathroom Experiences


photo credit: Kenyon Jank

Here at Kenyon, we all have bodies and all bodies need bathrooms. There are a lot of bathrooms on campus, some of which are nice and some of which are very scary. Most Kenyon students have a mental list of the bathrooms they like most and prioritize the patronage of those. However, even in the safest bathrooms, you can experience something that can chill you to the bone. These are their stories. 

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How to be a Person: When Someone Pees on Your Floor


When parties are so close to bathrooms and dorm rooms, the difference between the two can get confusing. It’s just so hard, I know. There are times when you will be peacefully sleeping in your Leonard double, having stayed in that night, when you wake up in the middle of the night, to a stranger gazing out your window at the nice South Quad view. When you bolt out of bed, he leaves calmly, without saying anything. “That was weird,” you say to your roommate, and you both fall back asleep. It isn’t until the next morning that you discover a puddle of pee at the foot of your bed. Here’s what to do: Continue reading