Beat Back Those November Blues

Chin up, Cardboard Man! It’s Sweet Potato Awareness Month! (via blogspot.com)

And so it’s begun: the arduous three-week slog leading up to Thanksgiving break. The days are shorter, the wind is chillier, and the homework load has hit a fever pitch. That’s right, boys and girls–it’s November, the metaphorical Thursday night of the Western calendar.

Unfortunately, you can’t fast-forward to the holidays, but you can beat the November panic-induced freak out blues with a few suggestions.

  • Obtain a rake (I found a few in the Timberlake basement, if you’re feeling brave) and take advantage of Kenyon’s abundance of trees by creating a giant leaf pile. Abandon rake at safe distance. Jump in leaf pile. Repeat. Return rake when finished. Continue reading

Weekend Drink: The I’m So Excited Kenyon Is Like #*&!Kamp%*~LOL

So true rIte?

I feel like every Saturday when I’m reading a big boring book, everyone else is biking around Kenyon, playing James Taylor, talking about their feelings which are no longer colored by extreme weather affective disorder, “-because how could I be sad anymore the sun is shining it is a beautiful day oh my god we’re so blessed I’m gonna cry I love you guys!” Well fuck you guys, because I still have a ton of work. But if you want to drink in the afternoon, go ahead. I even have a drink for you.

  • Some Pomegranate Juice- Who cares how much?
  • Ginger- Not the sushi kind. The raw kind. Peel some and drop it like it’s hot.
  • Vodka- All of it because HAHA IT IS SATURDAY AND YOU ARE SO HAPPY AND FREE!
  • Stir with my dick.