A heartwarming exchange between two guys at the KAC: “Dude, I bought you some lip balm.” “Oh, thanks!”
Softie on New Side: “I have a soft spot for the lax bro.”
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Queeries, Volume II
Kenyon Confessions is teeming with unanswered questions about queer life. We queer beans on theThrill staff (and a few guests) have taken it upon ourselves to answer your questions about queer life at Kenyon! Queeries (new title courtesy of former Thrill editor Sarah Cohen-Smith ’14) will regularly feature a new queer-identifying Kenyon student who will offer their perspective about questions you submit to the Thrill (via thekenyonthrill@gmail.com) or post on Kenyon Confessions. Continue reading
Library Lockers Aren’t Just For Your Books
As a current senior, I have recently come in to a bit of library real estate. Who knew that I (or you for that matter) could possess a magical key that opened up so many new possibilities? It is the start of a new semester and therefore your library locker (if you are lucky enough and industrious enough to have one) is a blank slate, an open space just waiting for you to fill it with all of your hopes, dreams, and vaguely rotting Peirce bananas. BUT, before you get all obvious and simply put some books, a couple of pens, and a folder in there, really think about all the other potential ways you could use your library locker. Here are a couple of ideas to get you started.
10 o’clock list: Best Places on Campus to Shoot a Porno
I bet Zach and Miri wouldn’t have had any trouble finding a spot to shoot at Kenyon.
In my short time at Kenyon so far, I have deduced only two things for sure. The first: that Kenyon is a pretty damn picturesque place. The second: that Kenyon is down to fuck. Now imagine the epic combination of these two things. What do you get?
Kenyon’s Charming Aesthetic + Sex = Best Porn Ever
Don’t deny it. You’ve thought about it before. Unless you guys are lying on Kenyon Confessions, this campus is mega thirsty and frustrated. I would venture to say that the porn views per capita at Kenyon is quite high. Just walking around campus, it’s easy to scope out spots that would make a great setting for a porn vid. This place is chock full of them.
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