How to Properly Nap in Public Places on Campus

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I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but lately I’ve been tired all the damn time. Maybe it’s a side effect of being a college student. Systematic societal discontent does wear on you after a while. All I know for sure is that I’m not the only one feeling it. Finals are coming up, and in the meantime we’re still recovering from the gravy-lathered gluttony of the past week as we churn out those last few papers. As we keep on fighting the good fight, we have to come to terms with our undying relationship with naps. Continue reading

Kenyon Mythbusters: P.O. Box Assignments

Recently, the Thrill staff noticed something about our P.O. Box assignments. We’d always assumed the boxes were assigned strictly alphabetically and by class year, but we discovered that all of us have box mates of the same sex. So we checked with Cathy Kempton, who maintains student records in the Office of Housing and Residential Life. Are Kenyon’s P.O. Boxes in fact assigned according to sex?

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Today is the 70th Anniversary of Pearl Harbor

If any of you have been wondering why the College and Gambier Post Office flags are at half-mast today, this is why. It’s also just interesting to realize that 70 years ago today, on Dec. 7, 1941, was the event that plunged America into World War II. Take a moment out of your day to read up on some history (or, for the lazy among you) and remember Pearl Harbor.